Saturday, February 5, 2011

Guest Post by Dalton Rev & giveaway

Hey. I’m Dalton Rev. Pretty much the main character in the new book You Killed Wesley Payne. You can call me Dalton. Or, you don’t really have to call me at all. Unless you need a problem solved. Then I bet you’ll get my digits somehow. Yeah, that’s what I do. Solve problems. Got a bully hassling you? Someone steal your Trig final? Happen to find a body wrapped in duct tape hanging from the goal posts at the end of the football field? I can transfer to your school and take care of it. In and out. Nice and discreet. Of course, it’s going to cost you a fat packet of folding green. And by folding green, I mean cash money. Yeah, I’m a Private Dick. And here’s the three most important Private Dick rules:
                  The Three (3) Most Important Private Dick Rules:
1. Never let anyone mess with your ride. On the other hand, feel free to mess with theirs, especially if there’s a chance they’ll be chasing you on it later.
2. Avoid beautiful girls. Helping beautiful girls out of tight situations never comes to a good end. Continue to charge maximum fees and take lots of cold showers.
3. Tough guys are only as tough as you’re inclined to let them be.
4. Be nice to your mom.
5. If you’re going to carry a weapon, drive a scooter, smoke a cigar, wear a leather jacket, or have an unusual haircut—make sure it’s big and mean and intimidating. Especially the cigar.
You Killed Wesley Payne is a murder mystery. Who killed Wesley Payne? You did. Probably. Either way, I’m onto you. So don’t be surprised if there’s a Dalton-sized shadow looming up on your doorstep soon.
Your Pal,
-Dalton Rev

He’s come to do a job.
A job that involves a body.
A body wrapped in duct tape found hanging from the goal posts at the end of the football field.
You Killed Wesley Payne is a truly original and darkly hilarious update of classic pulp-noir, in which hard-boiled seventeen year old Dalton Rev transfers to the mean hallways of Salt River High to take on the toughest case of his life. The question isn’t whether Dalton’s going to get paid. He always gets paid. Or whether he’s gonna get the girl. He always (sometimes) gets the girl. The real question is whether Dalton Rev can outwit crooked cops and killer cliques in time to solve the mystery of “The Body” before it solves him.
Sean Beaudoin

About the Author:

Sean Beaudoin is the author of Going Nowhere FasterFade to Blue, and You Killed Wesley Payne. His stories and articles have appeared in numerous publications including Glimmer TrainThe New Orleans ReviewThe Nervous Breakdownthe San Francisco Chroniclethe OnionInstant CityThe Rumpus,OpiumBarrelhouseRedividerNarrative, and Spirit: the In-flight magazine of Southwest Airlines. He is currently working on a collection of short stories and a crime fiction novel.

Giveaway- signed copy of Going Nowhere Faster (Sean's first novel)
U.S only.
All you have to do is answer this question: If you needed a problem solved, would you hire Dalton?
Don't forget to leave you email address.
Giveaway ends Feb 12th.


  1. Sure! Why not? I could always use extra help!

    meredithfl at gmail dot com

  2. he able to do dishes cause I swear whenever I need them done my kids instantly disappear!!!!

  3. I tend to be a do-it-yourself kind of gal. However, if I thought he would be able to help me solve my problem more efficiently - I might be tempted to hire Dalton. (Hugs)Indigo

  4. of his rules is be nice to your mom. Any guy who is nice to his mom can be trusted to help me solve a problem.

  5. If it's the major kind of problem, then yes, I will probably hire Dalton. Otherwise, I may not be able to afford his help, lol.